IT'S FUCKIN' BACK!
Aye! Aye Dog Aye! FauxToes is back with a vengence, son! I lost my camera but the it struck me that I could just borrow someone else's! But first, I have some recycled pixxx to get through so just shut the fuck up and peep dis....
This actually isn't high school, it's from my eight grade year. But I like the picture, despite it grainy "enormosity" so....here.
This Indian loved me...
This picture is big but the point is that Jacqulene was is my best friend. And the other point is that Hannah is the most awesome person ever.
She is so cool.
This is how great I was in high school: "Hey guys! Was Mandy the shit in high school?"
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You're damn right I was.
Ch'yeah, I ruled.
I was so cool in high school that I made my best friend want to kill herself:
Ok anyway, I was really just a big ol' nerd in high school...so here:
This is my wifey Maria. She's a hotty with a body. My boo keeps it real.
This is my best friend Jacqulene. One time she had a sexy dream about me. Right back at you, girl.
That's how long we'll be best friends. =)
Here are some of the great people from high school that join me at the Ohio State University:
Shannon "T-Bird" Smith is here and crazier than ever.
Angela goes here but I hardly ever see her =( She doesn't live on campus so that sucks.
Matt lives here, but I don't really know if he ever sees the light of day.
Josh lives here and he is still one my favorite people in the whole world.
Russ is here.
Ian came here which makes me the happiest gal alive!
Jim's here, living with Brandon and Ben.
Travis lives here too, found himself a boo.
Ok, Now I will show you pictures of the people that didn't go here (tsk tsk) that I miss:
I miss Austin because he does the "No Pants Dance."
I miss Brian because he has a French alter-ego.
I miss Britt because she is insane.
I miss Tom because he is one of the baddest mf'ers on the planet.
I miss Dan because he is my male twin (we're the same person, son!).
I miss Hannah because she's so nice and funny (I wish she was here already!)
I miss Mal & Ale because no matter how much time goes between visits, they're always there for me!
I miss my wifey cause she's so cute.
But mostly I just miss Jacqulene because I could tell her everything and she was the best person to just sit and do nothing with.
OK! Enough of that mushy stuff, Here are some random pictures of people from high school:
Allie.
Amber.
CJ.
Brittany.
Jacqulene.
Girls.
Jim.
Mike Manley.
Russell & Travis.
Junior Year I went to Prom and Mexico...Here is all documentation:
Prom 2004:
Our lovely group.
I went to junior prom with Josh, here we are with my Mommy.
Here is our group again.
Another group photo. It'd be cute if Matt and CJ didn't look retarded.
Josh and I at the actual dance.
Here we are outside of Mallia.
Again, outside of Mallia.
Prom with Mal!
Maggie & I.
Jen & Gretchen.
CJ & Jacqulene...seems like ages ago.
My favorite picture from that year's prom.
Another good one.
Let's end on something we can all laugh at:
HA.
Now a major highlight from high school: MEXICO!
This picture embodies those 9 wonderful days...
This is a mountain.
The ladies before the craziest night...
The view from atop a pyramid.
Somehow we found ways to have fun in that dank, urine soaked Mexico City hotel (By "somehow" I mean with the consumption of lots of alcohol).
Here's our group in front of one of the pyramids.
Scary Policia!
This is at some dirty bar in Mexico City...it's amazing no one got raped.
Group picture outside of Diego Rivera's murals.
At lunch one day before a tour...
For some reason this was funny at the time...
This too...
The beautiful beach of Puerto Vallarta!
Maria & I in Puerto Vallarta.
Maria & Beth in the same location as the above photo.
Jenna & I...I don't really remember this but...it apparently happened.
Could this be why I don't remember?
Ah yes, the beautiful village of "Some Mexican Town"...I forget. Possibly San Miguel De Allende?
A fountain! In spanish, that's what we call "Un Fountaino"
We went to a Mexican Hooters...Apparently down there they missed the memo about hiring girls with big tits.
A church.
A different church.
A tricky apron. Caleb could only dream of being that well endowed.
The cutest little girl of all time.
Drunk Maria....this became a common thing in the next couple years...
OK! Forget about Junior Year! Now here is fun stuff from Senior Year: Rice Candy/Don't Hit Me/Prom/Graduation...
This is Botan Rice Candy. It is completely terrible. This side of the box is a flower and a creepy kitty.
This side is a fat asian baby.
Here is the actual candy. It kind of looks like some kind of honey/toffee type thing. But it isn't.
This was Ian as he ate the rice candy...
Here is me...
...But, if you do manage to get through the atrocity that is Botan Rice Candy, you get a prize!
It's a temporary tattoo!!! You'll look like a fucking badass rocking that one...
That's about it for Rice Candy...it's time for Don't Hit Me!
(For all you losers that don't know, Don't Hit Me is a game. A game in which one runs as fast as possible across a tennis court while friends throw tennis balls as hard as they can at one.)
Russ just missed a tennis ball to the throat...
Jim was very concerned about getting hit.
I caught one to the gut and one to the groin.
A beautiful Springfield afternoon...
Me nailing the shit out of Brad.
Yeah.
He hustled...and still got hit.
Apparently Brad ran a lot.
Jim rarely got hit.
Even during two on one.
Don't Hit Me is amazing.
My senior Prom was fun, here are pictures:
This is me with Caity Day.
Still me but with Jenny Cox this time.
Aw...cutest lil' guy in the world!
Me & Mal! Lookin' Cute!
Michelle, Caity, Natalie, & Lindsay. AKA Some of the cutest girls at prom 2005!
Me with Ian. Check this fly coat. It is made of some animal...
Josh was Prom King!!!
Here is my uberlarge group. It was muy fun.
Brittany Madison Macon: Hottest Bitch at Prom.
Now it's time to graduate!
Me with Ian at Graduation.
Jac & I at my house. This is before the ceremony. Our dresses are pretty!
In line to get my diploma.
Gramps & Dad.
Mom & Darren.
Mal & I. She says she was there to see her little brother, but we both know it was all about me.
A picture of Jacqulene and I in which I refused to look at the camera.
Jac & I in our caps and gowns.
Millie, Grandpa, Me, Dad.
That's high school.
