"When God Gives You AIDS, Make LemonAIDS!"

So I went back to the "937" to give thanks and that sort of thing...Here!

There was turkey...

...and pie!


My Plate Before:


My Plate After:

MMM...so much better than Commons!




Food Make Family Tired...


My Little Cousin Came Over!

And then it was all over, so I did what any normal person would do...

I bought nuts!!!


Crack that shit, Girl!


Eat your nuts & be suave...


Think about it.

I have one question for you...
What do you know about Batman?






Bet you didn't know that.


Fellatio is fun!


So is Jar Jar Binks!


Don't forget long talks about Chupacabras!


Everyone Loves Dan Dover. C'mon, think about it, have you ever heard anyone say, "Man I can't stand Dan Dover?" I don't think so.


I know I love me some Dan Dover.


In fact, Austin once asked if he could squire young Daniel about town.


Awww.


Double Awww.

You know what's better than a B.A.M.F. handshake?

A triple B.A.M.F. handshake.

Word. OK, to end on a funny note, I'll show you the picture my sister drew of Rosa Parks:

Fuck Yeah.

"Can I Steal You For A Minute?"

Ok, So here's some more pictures from OSU:

Sometime in October I saw the Fiery Furnaces with Russ and Ian.
...yep.

The three greatest things about the concert?

1) this photographers ENORMOUS camera:


2) this guy's dance moves/pants


3) And finally, this picture:

So Mandy and Ian, what did you think of the Fiery Furnaces?

The opposite of that.

Oh...I'm sorry to hear that, Russ how 'bout you? Is there anything you want to tell the Fiery Furnaces?

Cut.


It.


Out.

Hmph, well it is apparent that the Fiery Furnaces were terrible. From here on out no one will ever mention them again.

Jim had some parties (a million miles away from my casa):

It's a long walk to Jim's but it's worth it.


Cause when you get there, you get mad props.

There's all kinds of cool shit there:


O'Day's!


Richie Rich!

And Don't Forget,



Mass quantities of alcohol!!!


Gosh, this picture couldn't possibly get any better...


Gym Gyames!


Tom came from Buffalo to one of the fiestas! He filled the night with great fun shouting things like, "Hey, I'm from Buffalo! Columbus can suck my cock!"


This picture was cool to me at the time...


It's Ben!...Much like 'It's Pat!', but better.


Rawk.


Arryn!


And look, she's mopping!


MMM, White Russians and Toilet Paper.


Fuckin' Right!


The night started off in quiet crosswords...

And then Russell got outrageously drunk:





yep.


Ch'yeah that's a good one.


No matter how drunk you are, there's no excuse for putting something that gross so close to your face.


Get some.

And now a legendary tale passed down from the times of Vikings and Centaurs:
Shannon Smith & The "Lake."


Shannon prepared for jumping into Mirror Lake by slurping multiple servings of brew out of this green cup.


Gotta get your mind right.


Not really for jumping into the lake...but to prepare yourself for seeing things like that.


And that.


When we got there, lots of people where already in the "lake."


Like that guy.


Myung was there too...


Ok, are you ready to jump in, Shannon?

-Go!-




This picture was so EXXXTREME I had to cut it in half. If you saw his whole expression, you would implode.


That's better.

Ok, Shannon, I think it's time to get out now...you don't want to die or anything...
It's time to walk all the way back to North Campus!



I've never seen anyone so happy to take a luke warm shower...


Until next year, Mirror Lake...

More Fun Times!


Hicks & I!


Damn, I'm a Sexpot.


Devin looks a little bit like Tyrone Biggums in this hat...Redballs!


Phil meanwhile just looks retarded...


"My chest hurth an' I cain't breave..."


My Boss-Ass Clogs.


Shawn likes to march during football games. I can't really explain the lacrosse stick...


Me with the Shan Man.


Ian Bostick at his most masculine.


Commons food is gross.


Renee doing God knows what...


The roomies & I got all dressed up and went to the Blackwell!


Could you be more seductive? I don't think you could.


"Fenee Harman."


Matt's shoes don't match for some reason...


It's Me!


Phil & Renee.


Hannah came for a weekend!!!


Hannah & Shannon


Hicks & Phil. Getting Freaky.


Looking cute!


Josh is a fucking beast. Also, he has the cutest girlfriend ever.


Matt Ellinger came from Cincy!


I call this one, "Curious Wonderment."


I'm fucking vicious.


Right before Winter Break, there was a birthday celebration for Renee & I.


Phil serenaded the birthday girl!


Devin in my hair.


Oren, LB, Devin, Me, Phil, Renee, Hicks.


Phil is the 2nd biggest pimp in Haverfield House, just behind Renee.

Ok. All Done.