Toront-ho.

Alright so in May a group of Humanities Scholars went to Toronto for a weekend. The bus ride was unbelievably long so we tried to come up with ways to stay occupied: cross-words, coloring, movies...but mostly we just took pictures of ourselves making stupid faces.

crazy-eyes are fucking sexy


I don't even know what to say about that.


That's Shaina, Amanda Holhbein, Me ("me" isn't a proper noun but because I'm so great it deserves to be capitalized) and Renee


That's hot shit.


Man...I always look so amazing in pictures...no matter what.




This was the first time I got humped by a fake bear on a stick...but hopefully not the last.

After one-hundred-million hours on the bus we finally arrived in Toronto. The first place we went was the CN Tower...

It was tall...


There was a gloomy view of the city...


A glass floor...how 'bout that...


...man, that was a pretty tall tower. Uh...what did you think Jim?


Uhm...well, I don't really know what that means. Annie, how about you; what did you think?


Hmm, that bad eh? Yeah, I guess it is just a big fucking pole. The CN Tower sucks.

After the world's tallest free-standing fiasco, we ventured off to...

...CHINATOWN!!!


Wow! I feel like I'm really walking through the Orient. Actually, it's just Annie stricking her "stereotypical asian" pose in some corner store.


A gaggle of girls in Chinatown.


Sweetass $12 clock. The one on the left had Jesus and the one on the right had a Unicorn. Seriously.


We bought these rediculously girly umbrellas for $4 in some store to shield us from the percipitation of the Far East.

That's pretty much Chinatown, I suppose I should end the experience on something good...so here it is:

Oh yeah.

So later that night we went to dinner and a comedy club. It was rainy so I didn't take many pictures...here's one:

Everyone looks pretty good. Especially me, I mean look at that face. Really, look at it. Looks like someone beat me with a tire iron.

Despite not taking many pictures, I made sure to capture the monstrosity that was Amanda's million-dollar-overly-enormous nachos:

My God...how could one person eat all of that?


I mean look at those things!

The next day we went to a castle.

See? It's a castle.


yep.


A bunch of girls inside of a castle.


I am not quite sure why, but this was inside one of the rooms of the castle...


A fountain.


A gargoyle.


A door.


A Charlie.


A flying Annie?

Hmm ok guys, how about a group picture?

Pretty cute! Now let's get one of Lisa & Annie.


Aw! How adorable, ooh ooh let's get one of just Renee & I...


Whoa! That was weird...I could've sworn a third person jumped in there at the last minute...hmm let's try again just to be sure.


Ah, that's better!

That pretty much wraps up the castle...lets end our trip to the castle on something really really sexy:

Shit yeah.

So after the castle we went to a museum. We got cultured in Canada, son.

There was a moose!


A fake Chinese temple!


A log full of American!


We found the boys where else but in the children's area...


...Annie & I however are fucking class acts.


Again...100% class.


Somehow Renee managed to find Africa within the boundaries of our neighbor to the North.


If only I was on a motherfuckin' plane...

After the museum we went to little Italy. It was a huge let down. This is the only picture I took:

Yep, we took a subway and a trolley for that. Seriously.

Since little Italy was a huge let down we decided to go out and get fucked up at an old person's 70's-80's themed club called Crocodile Rock.

Everyone did a little bit of pregaming before we went out.

Example: Patrick.

Joe was drunk before we even left so we convinced him to do the chicken dance for our amusement!



Pretty amazing, isn't it?

So we finally got to Crocodile Rock and this is what happened:

Always a good way to start the night.


Oh Annie...


I almost look sober...if you disregard the crazy eyes.


Amanda Holhbein has the crazy eyes here.


It's never a good sign when pictures turn out this way...


Annie couldn't stand up very well...




Lovely Lisa


Patrick: the man who saved our lives many times that night
Annie: the most hilarious drunk in the world
Me: let's not even talk about me


And here's a few pictures that don't really fit anywhere:


Patrick looking extremely happy about something.


Renee looking extremely retarded about something.


Annie at her hottest.


Ch'yeah they know they're fly.


This picture is really really cute but for some reason it feels like it's missing something...


Now it's great! Wow, I'm a douchebag.


Davey was really infatuated with his free ice cream sundae


Josh got dat click click.


Annie Hoang is a goddamn rockstar. I've never seen anything cooler than that.

Oh no! Time to go home! The trip was entirely too short. More fun was yet to be had; until next spring...