Pong-a-licous.
One random day during the summer Dan, Cales and I went to Beavercreek(?) and followed it with mexican food and beers:
We went to Best Buy to get something so Cales could hook up his iPod to his stereo, a ghetto iTrip if you will.
I sat in the backseat and wore this rocking headband.
After that we met up with Bacon & Kristen at a mexican place where they wouldn't serve us (haters). We heard Lauryn Hill was going to be in the park so we got pretty effing excited...turned out to be some guy named Warren Hill. haha. After that we were feeling full and disappointed so we went back to Cales' and sat. Then someone said, "Hey guys, want to play some pong?"
The emphatic "Yes!" was so passionate it would've made Marv Albert weep with envy.
A seasoned pro.
Ballers.
Let the games begin!
Sore loser(s)?
So concentrated...That's focus and dedication.
After a while Caleb's uncle came down and played a few games with us.
^^^ Said uncle.
He was a Pong virgin so we had to show him the ropes:
He got the gist of things pretty quickly:
"throw ball in cup"
"Clean ball before throwing"
"Retrieve ball from titties"...you know, the basics.
Danny must've seen Uncle Caleb go for the tittyballs. I know I did.
"Gimmie a beat!" -Miss Jackson (if you're nasty)
Victorious men
Victorious women
Danny was the ref, laying down the law.
Bacon had mudbutt all night. Mexican food + beers = worst farts ever.
Caleb must've gotten a giant whiff? That's the only reason I can think of to make a face like that.
"I LOVE BEEEEERS."
The pong ball got so gross. It was literally covered in cat and dog hairs...I've never had to change the water so much in my life.
I mean, look at that!
Only Dan could make a ping-pong ball a cool accessory.
I just think everyone needs to know that we all had our sexy going on...
Caleb:
Bacon:
Kristen:
Dan:
Me:
Oh yes, we could never lose our sexy.
Even Caleb's little brother is working on his "someday sexy." It was just a house full of sexy that night.
Speaking of the siblings, Caleb spent the evening teaching his little brother great life lessons:
1. No underage drinking.
2. No matter what, show maturity.
3. Put your best foot forward and always smile.
4. Sexual harassment is a serious offense.
That's an innovative way to throw a ball...
Hey girls, after a few games are you drunk?
You tell me...
Clearly, yes.
Being a lush is A-OK in Bacon's book!
Maybe it's because he himself is the biggest lush of all...
Sexy...
"Sorry, I'm a champion."
Is he falling or....what is going on here?
What a face...
Get that shit, Uncle Caleb.
