FauxToes!: December 2007

Autumn Quarter Numero Tres

Just thought I'd start off with something totally sexy...Oh yeah.

Phil and Curtis came to visit one weekend, Rox was there too. It was a good old AK Rowdy affair.

Phil trying to look hard...

^ My reaction to Phil trying to look hard *holds back laughter*

Rox!

Curtis Minter Jr. showed up thinking he was fly in his tight Ye-biting jeans and plain fitted white tee....oh yeah and the aqua 8s. He tries so hard to be a hipster, it's endearing.

Hartman & McCann, holler!

This corny picture served as proof to Sandy Dover that I don't always go out looking like a homeless derelict. He had never actually seen me go out but needed proof still the same.

Me, Ashley and some random white people. Just joshing, that's Renee and her crew of flunkies.

While my roommates name is as simple as "Ashley Ann Hicks," her friends moniker is the much flashier "Reggie theTrackStar Bennett"

Poedizzle, just livin the dream.

Our new white girl for the 2007/2008 school year

I dunno what those two were doing

Taking the roommate status back to last year.

Dangerous Silver.

That douche, whomever he is totally ruined an otherwise cute picture. At least he looks happy...

The pinky means he's fancy....*swoon*

Hannah was yelling, "WHAT'S REALLY HOOD?!?!?!" She keeps it real! (<--that's all a lie)

A photo you could bring home to Mom. This could be on an add for something involving Black History Month or something.

This, however could go on a national poster for "SNA: The Stereotypical Niggas Alliance"

Miken is so tiny. To put this picture in perspective, I'm 5'5".

Hannah Happy.

Colm & Danny....drinking Natty out of tea cups.

3 of my favorite boys...and Kyle?

I cam home once and I thought Ashley was swigging a 40 on a weekday.

This tomfoolery was nothing more than Vernor's Ginger Ale.

One time I came home and thought she was 9 months pregnant...

Again...tomfoolery. Black people are so funny.

It's a good thing that she was just drinking a ginger ale and not Steel Reserve cause if she was actually pregnant and not faking, her child would've come out looking like this guy...

one night I was feeling mad niggerish so I did this:

Dunks!

So ghetto I could move to south campus.

Little boy J's!

Spiz'ike

my "white chick" dunks

Great minds think alike. Mr. Dover and I compare kicks.

On another day I was bored (read egomaniacal) so I took a bunch of pictures of myself...

This first one is pretty normal, it's just there to prove that I can look normalish.

Here's where it goes downhill. I look like a sad snapping turtle. With out of this world bangs.

Here I look like Method Man came up to me and said: "Yeah, torture motherfucka what?! I'll fuckin, I'll fuckin tie you to a fuckin bedpost with your ass cheeks spread out and shit, right? Put a hanger on a fuckin stove and let that shit sit there for like a half hour. Take it off and stick in your ass slow like TSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!"

This face is called "NIGGA WHAT?!" It's the face I make when I wear "South Campus Ghetto" Dunks. I KEEPS IT REAL!

This last one is just there to remind you that I can be normal. Again. I can't stress that enough.

Here's some football stuff (what a unique transition to the next topic...):