My (Hopefully) Last Springfield Summer

I apologize in advance for the relative lameness of the following post but you must understand--I lived in Springfield for 3 months. I did absolutely nothing whilst there except work. I spent most of my weekends in Cincinnati so sorry for all the narcissistic pictures of Matt and I...

Josh turned 21 over the summer...to celebrate we went to the gun range and then to this Mexican restaurant/bowling alley. I really don't understand why this hasn't been thought of before; 7-10 splits and chimichangas go together like peas and carrots.

For all you fellas who want to know how delectable my kisses are, check this out:

REPULSIVE!


Sometimes we look normal but, we practice really hard.


This is what we're actually like...What better way to show you love someone than to gag when they kiss you or attempt to commit homicide via suffocation???

In August Matt, some of his roommates and I went to the Glow in the Dark Tour.


Lupe came out right on time at 7...it was really weird. This is the only picture I have Lupe...I also have no pictures of N*E*R*D. Both were great though.


Yeezy came out to a full house. "STADIUM STATUS!"








This Loch Ness-like space monster ate KanYe and spat him back out.


This was a digitalized, holographic, sexy robot-woman (?) that Kanye encountered and subsequently tried to cut on his journey...It was an odd concert.






The Glow in the Dark Tour was probably the coolest concert I've ever been to. And totally worth the zero dollars I spent for the ticket.

Matt and I had our anniversary over summer as well so he took me up to Kelley's Island:




It was kind of cold that day. No water activities for us...unless you count throwing rocks in the lake a water activity.


^^Throwing rocks.


^^Watching trajectory of said rocks.




She sells sea shells by the sea shore. She sells sea shells by the sea shore. She sells...

EXTREME facial expression in...
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WIIIIIIIINK!!!!

One day we randomly went to Yellow Springs because Yellow Springs is way better than Springfield. On the way back we stopped by the sunflowers and took some pictures.


So purtty!


Matt was so excited to see all the pretty flowers that he got a little over stimulated. He was so giddy that he looked slightly special needs-ish...and by slightly, I mean extremely.


Then he started eating the flowers?


Matt Hungry!!!


Bumbley-Beezie!






His one normalish picture in the flowers.




I suppose I'm hiding? I should have put them in front of my boobies. That would've been quite clever. *Sigh* There's always next year...


The sunflowers were beautiful and it makes me happy that there's actually something pretty so close to Springfield.

The whole summer I worked at Rocking Horse Center again. Instead of translating I worked in the "west wing" with my Billing Bitches.

^^^Said BB's: Karen, Becky, Cindy and Julie. I miss those hoes!


Here is Boxman aka Spongebob! I was so excited to wear this around. It's pretty sad how immature I am.


I got a haircut just before moving. And there it is.

I left my job at the end of August and moved back to Columbus. I was so happy to be out of Springfield and back with friends.


My first weekend back. I guess Son is the only one who thought trying to look cute might be a good idea. Haha I love it.




Lovely Ladies!

And to end this hastily thrown together, half-assed and half-hearted attempt at an update, this is what I look like when I get punched in the vajayjay:


So classy.