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Here are my first couple weeks at the greatest place on Earth: OSU!

me.

There are lots of new characters here at OSU, I guess I should start with my roomates...

This is Renee (Known Aliases: 'Nayner' or 'Kiwi'). She's from North Olmsted and she didn't know black people truly existed before she came here. In North Olmsted, black people are mythic creatures thought to exist only on the remote island of Negroidesia.


This is Ashley. She's from Akron. AK ROWDY. From here on out she will be referred to only as 'Fresa' or 'Hicks.'


And here we have Laurel 'LB' Burns. She comes from the racist, shithole known as Cincinnati. But she's muy fantastico!

Ok, those are the roomies. Here are other new people:

These two strapping gents are two of Ian's roomates. The brown one is Deepak. The not brown one is Shawn.


Ian's other roomate is Jerad. I don't have a picture of him though. So instead here is a picture of one of his posters. You could guess what kind of guy he is from the poster...and your guess would be pretty much right. (F.Y.I. that girl's name is Jaime.)


This is Mark. He not only has a heavy flow & a wide-set vagina, but also a button that reads, "Does this dick in my mouth make me look gay?"


That big dude is Jason. He lives across from Jim, Ben, & Brandon. He's amazing.


This is Oren. Kinda like Oren-Ishii except instead of a chinese-american/japanese woman he's a little white guy. And I think he's Laurel's boyfriend or something.


This is Samuel L. Jackson on a bag of Starbursts.


Here is Devin, Ashley's Akron friend drinking my last goddamn Fresca.


Here is Phil. Another one of Ashley's friends from Akron. He's trying to look cute here but in real life he's nerdier than me...no joke.


That's my R.A. Clara giving out some serious orders.

Lots of people from North are here too:

Russell Claude Peace transferred from Miami of Ohio to Ohio State and got straight up crunk. Here he is smoking approxamently 6 ciggarettes.


Guess who came to OSU? That's right, Arryn Cole. Until now the word 'Abercrombie' never exceded billboard size...


ShanMan & Ian came to OSU too. They are happily living in Scott House and are currently engaged.


Matt Jenkins is here but I talk to him about as much as I pee standing up.


Josh came to OSU too. He remains one of my very favorite people to hang out with. The man does a mean 'Navi.'


Travis Leonard is in Columbus instead of Newark. It fills him with so much glee that there are frequent instances of 'getting jiggy.'


Ben's here and as you can see he's living it up.


Brandon's here. He lives with Jim and Ben.


Rounding out the trio is Jim. Looking particularly dashing in this leather vest/belt ensemble.

Other people from North go to OSU too but it's obvious I don't consider them real people. Except Angela Thomspon, she's very cool, I just don't have anymore pictures of her. But no one else matters.

So now that everyone has been formally introduced, let's look at some pixxx. On homecoming weekend there was a parade, I took a few pictures.

The parade had one of the most majestic creatures in the animal kingdom...

...that's right, Giant Tacos.



There were these things. I'm still not quite sure what they are but I enjoyed them.


There were many oddities at the parade, including a trolley-bus (?)


And a harmonica band.


This car full of old people broke down and some students had to push it the whole parade...ha.


There were Brutus floats!...Yep, that was a highlight. The parade was basically real lame.

This was the coolest part:



Bang Bang on dem drums, yo!


yep.