Charleston Chews!!!

In May the Humanities kids went to Charleston, SC. We left late and rode all through the night. I was super excited until we got off of the bus and I realized I forgot my effing camera...it's always something. Anyway, all these pictures are just other people's that I stole. Enjoy!

Here's how we'd like to think we appear:


How we actually appear:


Once we got there we went to the boardwalk type area and played in a baller fountain:

^^^ Said baller fountain ^^^




Ann tuvo sed. <--That means "Ann was thirsty." Gosh, I'm amazing at spanish.


I guess the water was extremely cold?




Annie was drinking the shit out of that water...


Sexy 'Stache.




Porch Swings: Not just for geriatrics anymore!!!


Everyone loves a good swing. (???)


Apparently there was some festival involving tall ships...the Tall Ships Festival?




Annie's requisite "Ninja Jump" in a new place...

...does not interest Lisa.





Thea is just living the life.




Cue Rocky Theme.

We went to a museum and of course we spent almost all the time in the children's area...

Sexy Yellow Capes...Ow Ow???


We roll strong with the Pharaoh. You're not up on this.


Vampires?




Annie isn't afraid of anything. She's that gangster.




Nicest pirate ever.


Lisa will shoot the shit out of your face with a cannon...a cannon, SON!

The kid's area in the museum is always the most fun....we played dress up:

Sexxxxxaaaaaaay.


Looks like a high school play gone terribly, terribly wrong...


...I don't even want to talk about that...

After the museum we got to meet this baller old man named, Phillip Simmons. He's an incredibly talented wrought-iron artist:

Guess which one is Phillip.


^ One of Phillip's pineapples. Pineapples are really effing popular in Charleston, they explained like 10 times but I still don't really understand...It's probably because pineapples are so tart and juicy delicious.

We also went a place where they used to torture my kind and force us to do manual labor for a lifetime...Isn't the South fun!?!?!?!

Luckily the particular plantation they forced us to go to (quite unsympathetically I must say) was the house in "The Notebook."

So...I pretty much abandoned the whole 400 years of oppression thing for "Ryan Gosling, Motherfuckers!!!"

The road leading up to the "Notebook" house


The gate in front of the "Notebook" house. Later, someone told us it looked like this should go on a poster for diversity.


The Notebook house! Ryan Gosling was there *gasp!*


Prettiest lake ever. It was part of the House of Oppression.





Nothing could take away from how beautiful the surroundings were at that house.


Nope, not even that.


Banana and Fudge rolling in some baller-ass aviators.




The rest of these are pretty much random candids. Let's start off with something sexyfine.

Oh yeah.


All of the houses are this gorgeous.


This is where they used to sell people into forced manual labor. Oh the sights!


I'm ashamed to admit I like this picture. It's ever so cheesy.


This is how Sonia posed to holler at Arnez from that UPN show (We totally saw him!). Don't try it at home kids, it's only for trained professionals.


Duuuuurrrrr....


Hula Hoes.




The girls.


I know what you're thinking, "is that girl's head stuck between a tv and a wall?" Yes, yes it is. Oh, Lisa...


Hamburger hats. Whatchu know about that, cuz?



Alright I've got a joke for you! Annie Hoang is SOOOOO asian...(now you say, "How asian is she?") and I go:

...Actually, you know what, that picture says it all. I don't even need a punch line.




Ladies love their sun hats...

Me? No no, I prefer a different style:

I totally am a redneck bitch. 100% for life.




The Colberts. Lisa and Steven.


Shaina and Jimmy.


Annie and Jimmy...Gosh, that picture is so good.


Renee and tree? I guess that's cool?

Lisa, Annie, R2-D2 mailbox & I....wow.

That's so nerdy...

I demand to end this post on something baller:

"Whaa?"

Fin.