FauxToes!

SpringTime!!!

This past Spring quarter I saw my worst grades yet. That being said, I had the most fun this quarter of any I can think of so far....you think there's a correlation?

Early in May was SiBS weekend. Basically everyone brings their little siblings/cousins/relatives/friends to campus and lets them run wild. Poe brought his cousins Trevon and Talen. Renee brought up her sis Grace. I did not bring Lauren because she sucks.

Trevon and Talen aka living proof that mixed kids are the cutest things ever.

Spidey Sense, son!

Papa Poe.

There's Big Hartman and Little Hartman

Everyone looks good while they're eating.

Especially me.

The boys tried to teach Renee how to Walk it Out. (Look at her feet)

Almost all of the roomies of 227. Where's Hicksy?

Gentlemen

Renee the Mom

Poe snuck the kids into the shoe like a true baller

We ran into Sparksy at Cane's go figure. (syke!)

Haters where trying to make fun of Talen for wearing glasses so, I had to put mine on and show those haters that all the cool kids have 4 eyes.

Our room was the place to be during SiBS weekend.

We saw SpiderMan 3

The weather was shit. Look at his poor little face!

I think people though Poe and I were responsible for the cute mixed kids...

Reverse Oreo!!!

Ballers!

Mama Hicks!

Mr. and Mrs. Poe ready for a night out on the town

Awwww...

I kind of feel like an honorary Hartman.

There were a lot of cute moments that weekend but as soon as they left I opened a brew and acted a damn fool until it was time to go back to Springfield.

See what I mean?

Black men playing patty-cake is totally normal...

BMax and Colby stay fresh to death.

Colm trying really hard to look hot....I dunno about that.

Riku is an upstanding gentleman and always a treat to be around. I think that night he greeted me by yelling, "WHERE'S BABY!?!?!"

I wish that hat was mine.

Colm fucked Caleb's neck all up. I presume it was from a brotherly hickey of some sort. I don't know why Chris is doing that though...I wonder of Colm feels bad about it?

Hmm, it doesn't seem like he does at all. Not even a little bit.

Crazy boys...Bacon's eyes get me everytime.

More of those boys. Val looks especially sexy.

Apparently Dan wasn't down for looking like an ass in front of a camera.

I can never see BMax at first b/c of the hood and bandana, that nig knows how to stay camouflaged.

Yes, please! I'm pretty happy with that...notwithstanding the wig.

Chris and I go back like 14 years strong.

The Brothers Buttskins.

Colby's Stunner Shades make my day.

I'm not sure what was so fucking exciting but I wish I was in on it...

Lisa had a pretty good birthday party one weekend and we took over the basement and made our own mini-party:

Renee is trying to give annie a lapdance?

Annie is trying to grab my boob?

What is going on here? We were clearly all effed up beyond reason...

Clearly...

That one's a little better...at least there's no groping going on...

Poe got drunk and made it rain.

Annie's gettin herself a white boy! Ow Ow!

Mr. Chasar and D. Mags!

Poe's Flip Cup playing style is an interesting one...nothing could be worse than his beer pong game though.

Poe's pong game is so bad, everytime he throws the ball I look away.

Banana and I are clearly not at our best here.

The birthday girl!!! Lisa's party was pretty baller.

Or at least Hannah thought so.

Awww

Ewww...it's amazing how one vowel change can make the connotation completely different.

It wouldn't be a drunken night out without Annie's "asian girl" pose.

"Hey Poe, take a picture with me!...Poe? POE! Fine...I'll help you up..."

.........

Thanks, Poey.

Lovely ladies!

Never let Annie take a picture of herself....

Too cute.

Gotcha! x 3

Okay, okay back to Phil's.

HE KEEPS IT REAL SON!

I like this picture....not a good night for Shannon though...

Gangsta ass niggas.

Dumb ass niggas.

ballin ass nigga.

Caleb is so non-threatening that even with a sharp weapon Chris just smiles in his face.

Damn we look good.

More random nights ensued throughout the quarter:

Las mujeres locas ^^

Apparently they were boogie boarding in someone's house....

Charlie and Thea...they look so happy to be with each other

MILLER TIME!!!!!

It looks like Poe just got caught doing something wrong...

A little sass from Sonia? I'm not really sure.

Mr. Life of the Party

Thea is pretty excited about life!

I feel like the odd woman out...

Thea seems oblivious to whatever is going on slightly to the right...the thing that everyone else is paying such close attention to...

WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Ty Pat doing his model face

I must've just made a cup...or I was just being a drunk idiot as usual.

Miller was the luckiest man in Columbus at that moment in time.

Some intense pong going down.

"The Sonia" pose.

The one and only chest bump I've ever done in my life. I think we had just won a game. For the record, it really hurt.

A little bit crazy? Naaaaaaaaaaaah.

I don't even know what was going on here....

Poe looks pretty excited to ruin the picture

Renee almost fell down because I threw a ping pong ball at her...ping pong...it weighs like some milligrams....

We were supposed to make goofy faces...Ty Pat did a good job but I just made a drunk face...unintentionally.

Me helping Renee remember how to smile.

She tried it out for herself and...the results are pretty good, though she looks really surprised about something?

True Love...

One night at work Poe and I decided to build a putt putt course....Our boss and some RA's decided to join us in a round at like 3AM.

Sean and his erm, "unique" putting stance. It's for balance.

Close but, not quite there...

I am terrible at putt putt...I never once made this cup

Poe Dizzle trying to look like a baller but, he's wearing Renee's shirt...

Mark doing a test run of our sweet course.

Yeah there's no way that ball is going through the box...

And now a few randoms:

Though alcohol could explain this, I was completely sober...

We decided to play dress up one night after a day of shopping. We are both wearing my shirts...

"Frat" Poe. Renee doesn't really look like she knows what to do with him.

Hell yeah. We stay fly.

My baller 3D glasses. Renee looks better in them than I do.

I don't know when this is from? Someone's birthday maybe...

Never growing up.

Bryan cut himself a mohawk. He was looking pretty good, ow ow!

Mallory's graduation party.

This was at the Humanities end of year party...Free Starbursts and food...can't beat that.

This was one of the last nights out, literally during finals or right before, I'm not sure which.

Michelle came out with us so you know a good time was to be had!

That's where skeezers put their keys...

Phil came down! Philip Spencer Steele aka the nicest person in the entire world!

Tiny Thea has got enough brews to incapacitate her. Also, I need to invest in a "beer purse" like that. If they could make an insulated purse that would keep beers cold, I'd buy one in every color.